How Smart is Your Right Foot?
 

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction.

I told you so ......... .. And there's nothing you can do about it!

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Things to Make You Smile

 1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

 2. I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

 3. I used to have a  handle on life, but it broke.

 4. Don't take life too  seriously; No one gets out alive.

 5. You're just jealous  because the voices only talk to me.

 6. Beauty is in the  eye of the beer holder.

 7. Earth is the insane  asylum for the universe.

 8. I'm not a complete  idiot --Some parts are missing.

 9. Out of my mind.  Back in five minutes.

10. Nyquil, the  stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room spinning medicine.

11. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

12  Consciousness:  That annoying time between naps.

13  Ever stop to  think, and forget to start again?

14. Being "over the  hill" is much better than being under it!

15. Wrinkled was not  one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

16. Procrastinate Now!

17. A hangover is the  wrath of grapes.

18. A journey of a  thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

19. Stupidity is not a  handicap. Park elsewhere!

20. He who dies with  the most toys is nonetheless dead.

21. A picture is worth  a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

22. Ham and eggs. A  day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

23. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

24. I smile because I  don't know what the heck is going on.